The 12 Days of CCNF Christmas

Just in time for the farm’s Christmas party tonight at the local Japanese steakhouse. For better or for worse I can take no credit for what follows…and with my slightly twisted take on the world, trust me when I say that I feel left out. What you see below is the direct result of Jen and Kimberly filling the mental void while prepping some 30+ fecal tests the other day. Safe to say they were getting a little punchy. Fun with exam gloves? The alpacas in question certainly didn’t think so. I wonder if Dylan has ever been inspired by such things? In any case…

The Twelve Days of CCNF Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: a female birthing easily!

On the second day of Christmas  Jen and Kim did see: 2 vaccine reactions and a female birthing easily!

On the third day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the Fourth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the Fifth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the Sixth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the Seventh day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 7 males a-breeding, 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the Eighth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 8 fleeces skirted, 7 males a-breeding, 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the ninth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 9 crias nursing, 8 fleeces skirted, 7 males a-breeding, 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the tenth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 10 pets a-fighting, 9 crias nursing, 8 fleeces skirted, 7 males a-breeding, 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the eleventh day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 11 teeth a-trimming, 10 pets a-fighting, 9 crias nursing, 8 fleeces skirted, 7 males a-breeding, 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

On the twelth day of Christmas Jen and Kim did see: 12 weaners whining, 11 teeth a-trimming, 10 pets a-fighting, 9 crias nursing, 8 fleeces skirted, 7 males a-breeding, 6 fecals floating, 5 rectal sleeves! 4 teats a-flowing, 3 grams of poop, 2 vaccine reactions, and a female birthing easily!

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